Are you the type of mom who tells it like it is…
And may use a little profanity to get your point across?
Moms who use profanity don’t care what anyone else thinks about their parenting skills. What they do care about is their child’s safety, health, and happiness, and if they use a little colorful language on occasion – so be it.
They don’t take BS from anyone
You’re not just going to walk all over a mom who doesn’t mind using a little eyebrow-raising language. Moms who use swear words are rarely taken advantage of because no one wants to be on the receiving end of one of their lectures. Acquaintances, teachers, friends and family members know the number one reason for such a talk is a perceived wrong done to their child.
Profanity using moms are passionate
They may drop a good, mouthy expletive here and there to let people know they really, really mean what they’re saying. There will be no doubt in your mind where she stands on an issue.
They’re more creative
Psychologist Richard Stephens of Keele University who led a study published in the journal “NeuroReport,” found that people who curse are often more creative. It makes sense: the F-word is probably one of the only words that can be used as a noun, verb, adverb, adjective, and interjection.
They don’t care about being ladylike
Who gives an ‘eff about being ladylike when you’ve pushed a human being out of your vagina? And she doesn’t want to hear that shit about a real lady doesn’t curse. No, a real lady knows when it’s appropriate to use profanity and when it’s not. A mama who curses will most definitely teach her kids that today’s standards of femininity and womanhood are, well, trash.
Just look Amy Poehler, Mindy Kaling, Leslie Jones or Abbi Jacobson! Women who curse know how to laugh at themselves and life, and never take things too seriously. When life hands them lemons, they make a margarita — or shrimp linguini.
They cope better with life’s challenges
Turns out, cursing serves as an excellent coping mechanism. In fact, swearing literally – yes, literally – makes a person feel less pain, according to Stephens. “I would advise people, if they hurt themselves, to swear,” he says. So the next time you stub your toe, feel free to yell, f***!
They’re less stressed
When it comes to motherhood, there’s seriously no bigger stress relief than screaming every curse word in the English language when your kid does something crazy. They take a five-minute bathroom break to drop at least ten F-bombs. Mamas who curse know the acute therapeutic effect that comes with cursing and uses it to their advantage. I think we can rate swearing on the same stress-relieving level as yoga – and it’s free!
They don’t care if you curse
So if little Johnny has sensitive ears, and you don’t like the fact that they may drop an F-bomb on occasion, keep your kids away from them. They will try to control their tongue around your kid, but they feel you’re a grown-ass person and can handle a little shit.
They don’t date just anyone
Curse-loving moms want a sensitive man who is financially and emotionally secure. One who values her, and her kids. She doesn’t have time for someone who is trying to take advantage of her or waste her time. And she definitely won’t tolerate anyone who treats her kids poorly. That mama will have some choice words for you!
Like, really, really dirty — in the bedroom that is. Moms who curse will whisper some of the kinkiest or filthiest things you’ve ever heard. Their creative minds will have a grown man blushing and wanting more.
They don’t bottle up their emotions
These mamas vent their frustrations and explain what’s on their minds, putting them in healthier mental states than those who prefer to bottle-up their thoughts and concerns. When something is bothering them, they make it known because they know how good it feels to simply let it ‘effin go.
by Char Brown